So tonight I had planned a big ol’ “how to install a drop down attic staircase post” but you know what? I really don’t want to write it. Nope. Too boring for me to tackle tonight. Maybe tomorrow I’ll whip out my jazz hands to type out the attic staircase post. That always helps in the post writing department since it…wait for it…jazzes things up! Har har har! So in lieu of a drop down staircase post, how about another Colby quote in the $#*! My Husband Series.
It’s been awhile since we’ve posted a Colby quote. I think it’s been since December! Way too long! While most of his quotes are a little more on ridiculous side (like the panties growing on trees one), tonight reveals the
softer side cheesier side of Colby. Oh…he can whip out some serious cheese. We’re talking master of the cheese. Some might call him the “cheese whiz” (this is why I can’t write about attic stairs right now…too much corniness going on in my head…must release the corniness). Anyway, without further ado, this evening’s $#*! My Husband Says Quote.
See, I told you he was cheesy. Random cheesy note…we used to play on a summer softball team together and one of our teammates, Emily, used to always catch Colby saying cheesy things to me. Epicly cheesy things. So we used to call her the cheese police. This quote was definitely cheese police worthy. Awesome story, huh?! I think I need to go find twenty bucks somewhere in the middle of it to make it a little more exciting. Okay, maybe I need to find one hundred bucks instead. Oh well.
Pssst…And if you want to read some more awesome Colby quote goodness, like when he thought panties grew on trees, check out the $#*! My Husband Says page. You won’t regret it.
It’s been a little while since we’ve had a $#*! My Husband Says post so I’m bringing you a little quote-age this lovely evening. It’s not his best linguistic work, but it will do for a random Wednesday night.
Before revealing this evening’s quote, let me set the stage for you. It was a cold winter’s night…the kind of night that sends chills up your spine. Okay…maybe that’s a little too deep. Let’s try again. I was in the bathroom going through my nightly, pre-bed routine of brushing my teeth and washing my face. I was scrubbing away at my face when Colby comes waltzing in, grabs something and says.
All nonchalant and shoulder-shrugging like. Then spanks my butt and goes to bed. What just happened?! Such a weirdo! He better not be sneaking swipes of my mas-scary (that’s mascara for those of you unfamiliar with Angie-speak…no worries…an Angie-ism dictionary is in the works…we’re aiming for a February 2014 release just in time for Valentine’s Day…we’re positioning it as the gift of the season for all those lovers out there).
Pssst…Happy 12-12-12 everyone! Colby just HAD to text me precisely at 12:12 12-12-12. Such a fool! Did anyone commemorate 12-12-12 today?
Psssssst…Read all of the other $#*! My Husband Says quotes over here.
I know I promised you a little this-is-my-paint-sprayer-and-how-much-I-LOVE-it post in yesterday’s painted hutch post, but alas, it is not here. You see, a post like that takes a little time to put together. But I spent said time this evening stalking out the Young House Love Book (which was released today), eating tacos in a snowstorm (because nothing says winter like tacos), and shopping for our holiday card outfits (I’m attempting to DIY them this year…for the photo I’m going red plaid and Colby is going gray sweater like..he’s so cah-razy). You know blogging…winter tacos…tacos win everytime. Thus I bring you another installment of “$#*! My Husband Says”.
A little context about this evening’s quote. Colby and I were talking the other day about our someday kids and how crazy we would go if we ended up with someday twins. This was at a bar mind you.
Beer was being drunk…beer…speweth…everywhere. I died…literally died right there at the bar as my favorite stout was showering the bar instead of being swallowed. I somewhat gracefully recovered and quickly jotted down the quote because that’s one I would never want to forget!
Pssst…What’s the funniest thing your hubby/wifey/boyfriend/girlfriend/brother’s ex-wife twice removed has said recently? Go!
Psssssst…And read up on all the $#*! My Husband Says Quotes all in one place here.
So we’re back with another rousing round of $#*! My Husband Says. Let’s be honest here, it’s Thursday, it’s been a long week at work, I’m tired, and my butt has been permanently implanted on the couch. Seriously, it needs to be surgical removed here. Thus, house projects are just not happening here tonight…nor is photo editing. So in lieu of house projects, I’m here to inject a little bit of humor into your day with another Colby quote.
Today’s quote comes from our “pre-gaming” at a recent Boston Red Sox game down at Fenway park. That should do it for background info. It’s pretty self explanatory.
So true! Remember the days of concert tees instead of Instagram pics?! Or game day programs instead of Twitter posts?! Oy with the poodles already! Times sure do change. Happy weekend to you all! And I’ll be back next week with some serious DIY action ‘cuz I’m a DIY-er through and through. We may have even picked up a power tool or two this week. Booyah!
Pssst…You can read our inaugural $#*! My Husband Says post back here. It’s another doozy!
Let’s face it, I’m not a full time blogger. I’m a full time marketer, full time wifey and dog mom, and part time DIY-er/blogger extraordinaire. I love blogging daily, and I intend to blog daily, but sometimes projects take time….lots of time…and some (ahem…our kitchen closet reno) take six plus months. So I’ve been scheming up some blog post series that I could intermingle among all the DIY chaos that goes on in our house, so there’s no more staying up into the wee hours of the night painting things so I have blog material. Thus, I bring the first of what might be my new favorite series, $#*! My Husband Says.
As many of you probably know, Colby is FUNNY. And not just funny looking….sorry baby…I love you! Anyway, there’s no shortage of laughter in our house. And some of the things that come out of his mouth are downright unbelievable. Spew diet Sprite out through your nose funny. Seriously…I die. So I thought I would share with you all some of his most epic quotes. I hope you find them as funny as I do…hopefully this isn’t one of those awkward, you had to be there, kind of things. That would be weird. And don’t worry…I’ll totally keep this series on the PG-13 side. Although that eliminates quote material by about 3/4ths. Without further ado, I bring you the first $#*! My Husband Says quote:
Funny, right?! Or is it just me? It gets better, I swear! Just wait until I unleash the baby duel quote on ya! One Colby quote down, a gazillion more to go. I’ve been keeping a list of his best work. Just you wait.
Pssst….Any other ladies out there with a funny husband? Or friends? Feel free to use the comment section of this post to share funny quotes and oh-em-gee-did-they-just-say-thats?! Let’s make it a collection of good chuckles!