As many of you probably know, Colby is FUNNY. And not just funny looking….sorry baby…I love you! Anyway, there’s no shortage of laughter in our house. And some of the things that come out of his mouth are downright unbelievable. Spew diet Sprite out through your nose funny. Seriously…I die. So I thought I would share with you all some of his most epic quotes, which are all rounded up right here from the $#*! My Husband Says series. So bookmark this page, check back periodically, and don’t drink sodas while reading about all the randomness that comes out my main man’s mouth. Consider yourself warned.